TOP STORY: Attack of the Clones
No, this is not about Episode II and its crappy title, it's about clones, right here, right now (As CTV would say). This weekend, the page was besieged with a dozensome posters all posting in the names of other. Luckially, I identified Spence as Jesus (I've known it for two weeks) and a slip of the tounge and Mike Fiori's help exposed a certain Vice President (Or as I like to say, president of vice) as the cloner. As of yet, Afganistan is not willing to extradite her, so there may be a severe beating with wet noodles coming to the Taliban.Surf Ninjas For Movie Night
It's true, there is a movie night coming up (Tho we don't know when), and only one film would be truly suitable for our viewing, none other than Surf Ninjas. We all know this beau -tiful passion play of Ninjas, surfboards, princes, and other sundry things. It's our responsibility to bring this to life, so put a note in the blue cube saying: I want SURF NINJAS.Album Review: Nacadoches Waltz by Paul Buskirk
This is not a new album, in fact, I assume it's quite old, however, whatever is lacks in freshness it makes up with in general weirditude. How strange is it? A mandola player fronts a jazz band featuring Willie Nelson that plays largely classical music (And a version of Duke Ellington's Sophisticated Ladies that defies explanation), and guess what, the music kicks ass. You're doubting me, how can country musicians front a jazz band and play classical guitar standards (Including one of my favorites Bach's Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring). It's friggin' mad. If you have money burning a hole in your pocket, or The Jazz Mandolin Project hasn't convinced you that bluegrass musicians can front jazz bands, buy this CD, it'll make you cringe, smile, and boogie simeltaniously. SCORE:
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Feat of Strength #2
The Feat of Strength competition is a test to see how ballin' my Thespian brothers are. Each week's winner (The first to mail me the correct/best answer) will recieve a nominal prize. This week's prize is: A Poster of a Guy Playing a Mandolin who looks like Jerry Garcia but isn't. This week's feat is: Finish a joke starting with these words: An Islamic Fundamentalist, Darren Carter, and Bruce Springsteen walk into a bar... Last week's answer was: Ghandi played the accordian. (You have until next 0600 Friday GMT (Or Thursday, here) to mail me the joke. Note, it must make me laugh, if I do not laugh, the joke has no worth, if no one makes me laugh, I retain the poster. Enter only once.)Until Next Week... Have fun and give it up to the Dutch.
