TOP STORY: Thug 2 is Up
It's not a myth. Already a handful of students have logged onto this blessed page. For the unitiated, what is the THUG 2? Simply put, it is a semi -shoddy revival of the first THUG (Thespian message board). Reviews have been skeptical (Mostly from that hussy Amy Shelton who called it "non-topical" and said other nasty things), however the people keep coming. It has already increased its size and our webmaster is furiously working to double its size by Monday. No skeptic can deny its power. While the world was flung into chaos Tuesday, the page was still updated. How can we account for its power, Dirk A. Keaton says simply, "Nothing stops the THUG." Indeed Dirk. Good luck and THUG on. Note: To log onto the THUG, go to http://3689.tripod.com. No signing up and nothing to buy.Jesus Visits the THUG
Yesterday, the THUG recieved a sign from God, Jesus logged on. After Spencer Dobbs (One of the THUG's 3 most dedicated acolytes) spoke of the shameful terrorist attacks and their deliberately ' delaying the release of the new Jay-Z album, He logged on. Expressing his sympathy and love for Jay-Z, Christ suggested we "put our hands in the air." We thought it was all over. Then, when Amy Shelton planted that slanderous message, Christ returned to denounce the naysayer with a simple mantra "F* off." While some (Fiori) were offended by The Savior and demanded he be removed. The cool, collected Dirk A. Keaton replied, "Jesus, didn't diss the site, Amy did. Anyway, I posted a picture of Michael Jackson coming out of the burning World Trade Center. I have no room to talk." Truly, the THUG is a wonderous thing if the King of Kings him -self has invoked his divine blessing upon it. Till we meet again, keep the shizzle hype Jesus, keep the shizzle hype.Feat of Strength #1
The Feat of Strength competition is a test to see how ballin' my Thespian brothers are. Each week's winner (The first to mail me the correct/best answer) will recieve a nominal prize. This week's prize is: A Brand-New Commando Extreme Action Figure This week's feat is: Ghandi was not only a civil right's leader, he was also a musician. What instrument did he play? (You have until next 0600 Friday GMT (Or Thursday, here) to mail me the answer.)Until Next Week... Have fun and give it up to the Dutch.
