Pretty-Much Above-Ground Callender

   I realize that an underground callender is a silly concept, in fact, 
it's positively above-ground.  Nevertheless, since I can't touch the 
site, everything, no matter how boring, is underground.  If you have 
any ideas as to how I can make this more daring and rogueish, please 
tell me.
   P.S.All underground stuff from now on will better deserve the name.