TOP STORY: Official Page #2 (Alpha)
While I have kept it krunk for weeks on the THUG, a glorious new horizon is opening, the official page. Don't worry, the THUG will remain, but we will now be able to bask in public glory because of this masterful new opportunity. Last year, we were establishing ourselves, so we only had one real release, but I want to keep the page constantly up -dated, hopefully moving further and further to a final release with each passing moment. Until that time, keep it thuggin' brothers.
Editorial: VACMASTER vs. webMASTER
In the past few months the world has seen two bold advances in the area of masters, the VACMASTER and the webMASTER. The webMASTER is Dirk A. Keaton, mad cyber-guru of the internet, able to alter the laws of technologification at will, the VACMASTER is a revolutionary new vaccuming tool. It allows the average joe to maintain maximum living-space sanitiation by shrinking large vaccum hoses into small, manageable percis -ion hygene machines. Both are powerful, deadly, and mysterious. The webMASTER consists of one fully-automated html-ing mofo. The vacmaster consists of a hose, jointed nozzle, straight nozzle, percision sucking mechanism, 2 cleaning burshes, expansive instructions, and multi-vaccum adapter with (get this) multi-vaccum adapter -adapter. Both are worthy, but in the end, there is only one true master, the webMASTER. After all, for all its amazing tech -nologification, the VACMASTER sucks, the webMASTER doesn't. (For a VACMASTER, check your local Dollar Tree or Wal*Mart. For a webMASTER consultDirk A. Keaton.)
Guest Editorial: PUNK ROCK ANTI-FINGER PICKING ALBUM REVIEW
by Darren Carter (Note: The views of Darren Carter do not even remotely resemble the views of the webmaster.) **********but first the official Adam David Joke of the Day: OK on a ride home from school one day, 3 kids and A dam D. himself are jamming to the Ramones, " i wanna be sedated". Then out of nowhere(heres the punchline)Adam D. apparently uttered, "Hey wouldnt it be cool if it was "I Wanna be Adam David" ********** ok on with the punk rock review. i am gonna review Rancid's junior release "...And Out come the Wolves." Ok this is a crazy album. Like Jeffery B. Harris playing baseball w/ a spidermonkey on speed, this has a little bit of everything. I mean "maxwell murder" has probably the best punk bass solo ever, and i mean that. Also like dirk says :"Spontaneous 30-sec Chuck Berry solos kick ass" And they have talent too. I mean two hit videos on MTV back when it was cool is certainly a sign. And its not for little kids like Ryan Leon and Brian GOnynoynor(how do you fing spell that name?) Its so punk i can feel the sexpistols leather jhacket on my dirty neck
Album Review: Johnny Handsome by Ry Cooder
Ignore the title (Tho I can't), dig through your favorite record store's bargain bin and pick up this marginal classic. Slide guitar extrordinaire, Ry Cooder, made this score for this late 80's modern outlaw movie using an all-star band and his usual 7+ instruments. I have heard the concept before, the second god of white slide (The first being Duane Allman) score the little-known film 'Cal in the late 80's. However, that was largely irish tunes. As always the wicked Roy Cooder can't pick a genre (His best example, Zydeco Metal, which combines heavy rhythm guitar and New Orlens-style uptown Zydeco). The music is good, tho some of the tracks are quite short and its status as a score is understated (Not the mention the occasional intrusion of late-80's midi). Still it makes for odd bumpin' music, the slide work is masterful, and the concept of zydeco metal (Not to mention the title itself) gives it a 3-penguin score. SCORE:
of 5 penguins.
Surf Ninjas Front
Just want to remind all of you to support the SNF (Surf Ninjas Front) when picking the movie for movie night. Surf Ninjas, first in our hearts, first on movie night.
Feat of Strength #3
The Feat of Strength competition is a test to see how ballin' my Thespian brothers are. Each week's winner (The first to mail me the correct/best answer) will recieve a nominal prize. This week's prize is: A VACMASTER This week's feat is: Name at least 6 series of Lego space toys (If you know more, name them, the most correct answers wins). (You have until next 0600 Thursday GMT (Or midnight Wednesday, here) to mail me the answer.Until Next Week... Have fun and give it up to the Dutch.
