WebMASTER



Name: Dirk A. Keaton 
E-Mail: dkeic@dreamtheater.zzn.com
Position: I am the almighty webMASTER of troupe 3689, responsible for all you see before 
you, the THUG, and all other matters of technologification.
Description of/Rant About Your Job: I'm the hardest-working man in showbusiness (More or 
less).  In the manner that a master hairwasher lathers, rinses, and repeats, I create, 
update, repeat.  (I'm also, strangely enough, responsible for the school character edu
-cation page)
Description of/Rant About Yourself: More or less a derranged tunnel-dweller, ameteur 
bicycle racer with a seemingly endless supply of courdoroy pants, who dabbles too heavily 
in chaotic prose and computer science.
Favorite
Food: Eel
Movie: Shaft or Easy Rider
Play: The White Rose (Cause I was the Nazi janitor)
Book: A Book of the Five Rings/Don Quixote
Music
     Band: Pink Floyd 
     Album: "9 24406-4"-hindu love gods
     Song: "Thunder Road"-Springsteen
Smurf: Brainy Smurf
Video Game: Karnov
Country: The Netherlands 
Senator: Bob Dole
Actor to Play Batman: Adam West






All content on this page ©2001, Dirk K., 
Excepting certain images ©2000, Sergio D.